@rondetto Said
I was up in the attic yesterday and found a 1977 Christmas edition of the Radio Times.
Or as it is now known...the sex offenders list!
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I went to the doctor and told him that every time I see a biro lid I get all sad and tearful...
He said “Can you tell me how long you have had all these pen top emotions ?”
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I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people.
I’ll call it…Receding airlines.
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A film documenting Britain's transition to Electric vehicles by 2035.
It's called emission Impossible.
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A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. "Don't go," he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!"
His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
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I went to the doctors and told him I feel like a north Wales seaside town.
He said I can see you are Rhyl!
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At my local bookshop if you buy Ronnie Barker's biography they give you Ronnie Corbett's for nothing.
So basically buy Ron and you get Ron free!
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All my life I wanted to learn to juggle.
I just never had the balls to do it!
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I went in to a Saville Row tailors and asked the Tailor if he could show me the cheapest suit in the shop.......
He came back with a mirror.
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a man, who went to a pet shop with his parrot. the parrot had a broken leg.
the pet shop owner examines the parrot. then, the pet owner look at the man and said, " he will never able walk on that leg again! "
the man look at the pet shop owner and said, " i want a singer, not a dancer ! "
