@boobagins Said
You being your own boss and talking to yourself doesn't count!
No.. really.. I do have a boss. I was Navy, and he was a Marine.. so I constantly remind him that while he might be the one that has to go and fight the fight, I'm the one who gets him there, and if he's not careful, I'll make sure that he gets seasick on the way.
And we frequently refer to employees with delightful terms like.. "So and so is a f***ing waste of oxygen".. or "I'd like to see that fat f***er manage that"..
Of course it helps that I work in a field that is nearly all male, and that nearly all of us have either military or prison backgrounds.