Two drunks

@dookie Said

Warning:- not for the fainthearted.

Two guys are on a night out and soon get drunk. They end up in a brothel. The Madam of the establishment, noting that they are both totally blotto, sends them upstairs and provides each with a blow up doll, knowing they will not notice the difference.

The following morning they compare notes.

"How was it for you?" asks the first.

"No good at all. She didn't say a word all night, very unresponsive. How about you?"

"I think mine was a witch!"

"A witch?"

"Yes, a witch. I nibbled and bit her bum, she farted in my face and then flew up and out of the window!"

@dookie Said

Hi again, there was an episode of the British Sitcom "Only Fools and Horses" that revolved around blow up sex dolls. Del Boy, the main character, gets himself a job lot of Dolls but does not realise they are rejects. They are self-inflating and a very explosive gas has been used in error. Hilarious!

At one point Del and his mate arrive at a stock room of a guy who runs a sex shop. They knock and then hear chains rattling and bolts clanging. Del's mate says:- "He's very security conscious" and Del says: "No, he's just shifting his stock around"