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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 19, 2022 @ 14:21:45
Two small boys, one catholic and one protestant get lost in the woods. Darkness comes down and they near a monastery. Upon entering they are asked their faith, telling the head monk their religions.
The catholic lad gets the best of treatment, good food, a good bed near the fireplace. The protestant lad however gets a bowl of cold gruel, is told to sleep by the draughty door to keep the cold out of the room.
In the morning the head monk asks the boys how it was. "I dreamt I was in heaven Father " said the catholic boy. "It was just wonderful"
"I dreamt that I was in hell " said the protestant boy.
"And what was that like?" said the holy father. "Just like this place, I couldn't get near the fire for bloody Catholics"
Hawkeye666 On July 02, 2022




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 19, 2022 @ 17:01:46
@rondetto Said

Two small boys, one catholic and one protestant get lost in the woods. Darkness comes down and they near a monastery. Upon entering they are asked their faith, telling the head monk their religions.
The catholic lad gets the best of treatment, good food, a good bed near the fireplace. The protestant lad however gets a bowl of cold gruel, is told to sleep by the draughty door to keep the cold out of the room.
In the morning the head monk asks the boys how it was. "I dreamt I was in heaven Father " said the catholic boy. "It was just wonderful"
"I dreamt that I was in hell " said the protestant boy.
"And what was that like?" said the holy father. "Just like this place, I couldn't get near the fire for bloody Catholics"


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