Two Cows / Pavlov / Dyslexia

Two cows in a pasture where having a conversation. The first said, " Hey are you worried about mad cow disease?"
The second said, "Why would I worry about that? I'm a rabbit."

Pavlov went to the pharmacy for medication and there was no one at the counter. Pavlov rang the bell and then thought. "damn, I forgot to feed the dogs."

A dyslexic walked into a bra.

Schrodinger's cat often sat wondering if everyone was alive or dead outside of the box.

what different oooh and aahh?

a cockroach, I think I am jealous!

lol, Schroedinger sat around thinking way too much