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Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Mar 26, 2010 @ 03:24:50
The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY - BOTH OF US?"
greenbass86 On April 01, 2010




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#2New Post! Mar 26, 2010 @ 03:26:40
wow, i don't know why but for some reason i saw that coming.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#3New Post! Mar 26, 2010 @ 03:29:49
sTreetAngeL On January 24, 2022
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#4New Post! Mar 26, 2010 @ 08:49:40
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