A skinny little white guy stepped into an elevator, looked up and saw this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy saw the little guy staring at him, looked down and said 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch ding-dong, 3 pounds left testicle, 3 pounds right testicle, Turner Brown.
The white guy immediately fainted and fell to the floor. The big guy knelt down and brought him to by shaking him. Then the big guy said, "What's wrong with you ?"
In a weak voice the little guy said, "What exactly did you say to me ?"
The big dude said, "Well I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to questions which everyone wants to ask me but never does. I am 7 foot tall, weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch ding-dong, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy said, "Turner Brown ?" Sweet Jesus ! I thought you said TURN AROUND ! Whew !!!
Aug 29, 2006 @ 11:32:57
i have to send that one to my b/f he would love it.
