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rondetto On about 12 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 06, 2018 @ 11:44:30
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
"No way, buddy, you're too drunk."
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"
The drunk scratches his head and says "Bugger, I must be drunk. The last two places said the same thing."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 06, 2018 @ 17:27:29
@rondetto Said

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
"No way, buddy, you're too drunk."
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"
The drunk scratches his head and says "Bugger, I must be drunk. The last two places said the same thing."


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