@TrustyPear Said 
Rules:
1. NO Swearing
3. NO Stealing
4. NO Love affairs such as Sex and Kissing
But... those are pretty much the prerequisites for becoming a pirate...
What is this? Disney presents 'Pirate Ship Musical?'
*Suddenly gains a thick pirate accent.* Where's the grog?! Where be the guns and treasure?! Where be the lusty wenches with a gut full of dynamite and a booty like...
*In a high pitched voice.*
POOOOOOWWW!!!
*Clear throat.* We be badass, bloodthirsty, cutthroat pirates who take no prisoners, lest they be worth a fine ransom to the right... *Glares sinisterly at Pear.* Or wrong.... buyers..!
So if you've got a problem with my methods or that of any of the rest of these vile, degenerative bilge-rats whose call the waters of 'In Forum Mare Maris' their home, then you've come to the wrong place. Otherwise, you just might be able to put together a halfway decent crew and indulge in the fruits of your labour atop a throne of plunder and booty.
Aug 09, 2013 @ 10:41:24
