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rondetto On about 18 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 05, 2022 @ 13:49:44
When Donald Trump was president he met The Queen, and he turned round and said:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom".
To which the Queen replies,
"I'm sorry Mr Trump, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
Donald Trump thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",
To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Trump".
Trump thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little Ticked off by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Trump, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before Donald Trump could utter another word, The Queen said:

"I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
Hawkeye666 On about 12 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 05, 2022 @ 16:52:00
@rondetto Said

When Donald Trump was president he met The Queen, and he turned round and said:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom".
To which the Queen replies,
"I'm sorry Mr Trump, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
Donald Trump thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",
To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Trump".
Trump thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little Ticked off by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Trump, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before Donald Trump could utter another word, The Queen said:

"I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".


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