Tricky tricky bird

argh this bird is pissing me off. i'm watching someone's animals for them and they have 3dogs 1 cat and a bird. dunno what kinda bird it is but it talks. sounds like someone i know too. this bird won't shut up. it keeps on talking and i'm always wondering if someone else is inside beside me. so annoying. just now it started tapping so i'm now thinking someone is at the door and constantly checking argh i need a shot gun jk

ya see thats me right now christopher. stupid bird, gonna shut it up myself

Maybe the bird is talking to a ghost.

i wouldn't be surpised with that thing

when you aim the shotgun always place the barrel end into your eyes one for the
left and one for the right and youll hit the target everytime! 8)

lol hey! why would i want to loose my eyesight? would you give me a demo first?