Total license to rip me a new a$$hole

Yup. You have my permission (as if you needed it) to rip me a new one. Say whatever you want. Use any terminology you see fit. No holds barred.* Bring it on.

*I need only to consider the source.

(please quote this so I get prompted to read what you said)

J.R.

You monkey f***er, you.

You are a creepy-ass old pervert. There's nothing wrong with finding young women attractive, but when you're 55 you're expected to have the social skills to keep it to yourself and not hit on them.

It's gross, and it's creepy, and they don't like it. And it makes you look like a creepy f***ing loser.

I'm sure your boyfriend has already taken care of that.

Rip you a new one?

Uh, well, like -uhm... I don't wanna. Hi!

I want no one to rip me a new one. I have virgin bum.

And I bet it's a really cute one at that.

Dear Mr. Sanford,

You're an alright guy, from what I've seen, so there's not much I can say otherwise unless I go out of my way to make something up.

I saw him at the zoo f***ing a monkey then said monkey threw s*** at him. So he is a s*** face monkey f***er. Lmao

In some countries that would actually be a main attraction at the zoo. =D

I hope not your country.(be back in 20 to pm you banana)

In NZ it's all about getting some sheep loving as we don't have many monkies.

Are they of age?

Nope and neither are any of the NZ women so that's why the men have resorted to the sheep.

animals+sex=one frakked up person.