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Top 10 Snappy Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet"

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mhee On March 05, 2006




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#1New Post! Dec 01, 2005 @ 04:43:11
10. You haven't asked yet.

9. What? And spoil my great sex life?

8. Just lucky, I guess.

7. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

6. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

5. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.

4. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

3. We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it.

2. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

1. Why aren't you thin?
Erlend On July 29, 2009

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#2New Post! Dec 01, 2005 @ 07:58:37
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