Toilet Paper

Do people who are left handed put their toilet roll dispenser on the left side of the loo?

No, however they do tend to wash up a lot more.

I am right handed and my toilet paper dispenser was on the left wall, until I dropped it in the toilet and broke it

Now we just leave the toilet paper on the unit in front of the toilet, lol.

That's why you dropped it. It was on the wrong side.

Well there isn't a wall on the other side

Don't be bringing logical arguments into this thread.

It is much easier to reach where it is now anyways and that is that

Mine is where ever my landlord put it.... um left.

I am right handed and manage fine. Matts loo roll thingy is on the right hand side and it spins me out!

I'm going to design a brake mechanism for loo roll dispensers to stop paper being dispensed to quickly.

Brakes

Yes Brakes. You should hear the wizz of our toilet roll dispenser when Molly is in there.

Brakes would save me a fortune.

Lol

Well maybe you just have a crappy loose toilet paper dispenser that spins too fast?

Or a woman that doesn't know her own strength?

Perhaps

I now have a vision of someone lightly tugging the end of the roll and metres of it coming off