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squirt_aka_casey On April 21, 2018
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That place, Ohio
#1New Post! Aug 28, 2006 @ 04:00:11
"Hello?

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now"

..... Brief Pause

"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute" A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy" "And what happened honey?" he asked "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***


******Longer Pause******


Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool?? ... Is this 486-5731??"
idiotsonofanasshole On May 02, 2007




Why the f*** does Scotland hav
#2New Post! Aug 28, 2006 @ 04:02:37


funny s***
smilinkate On December 01, 2006




Jamestown, New York
#3New Post! Aug 28, 2006 @ 04:04:40
This is a really good story/joke its pretty cool.
squirt_aka_casey On April 21, 2018
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That place, Ohio
#4New Post! Aug 28, 2006 @ 04:06:38
@smilinkate Said
This is a really good story/joke its pretty cool.


Thanks!
mazda On June 03, 2011




Launceston, Australia
#5New Post! Aug 28, 2006 @ 04:27:36
HAHAHAHA AWESOME


though im sure it wasnt funny at the time

BUT IS SURE IS NOW
Elite_Dragon On December 24, 2016
The Dragon is in....





Chesterfield, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Aug 28, 2006 @ 10:30:36
dolphineisner88 On October 15, 2007




Rancho cordova, California
#7New Post! Aug 28, 2006 @ 10:37:33
wow.....dang....that would suck...LOL
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