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There's a beautiful woman who likes to work in her garden.

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HiImDan On about 2 hours ago




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#1New Post! May 08, 2010 @ 19:07:58
One day she notices that her tomatoes aren't ripening, but her next door neighbor's are ripe. She asks her neighbor why his tomatoes are ripe and hers aren't. He confesses that he exposes himself to the tomatoes, causing them to blush and turn red. She decides to take his advice. A few days later the neighbor asks if she has had any luck with her tomatoes. She says "No, but you should see the size of my cucumbers."
Lili On July 12, 2019
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#2New Post! May 08, 2010 @ 19:08:27
_Samantha_ On May 19, 2010

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#3New Post! May 08, 2010 @ 19:18:26
@HiImDan Said

One day she notices that her tomatoes aren't ripening, but her next door neighbor's are ripe. She asks her neighbor why his tomatoes are ripe and hers aren't. He confesses that he exposes himself to the tomatoes, causing them to blush and turn red. She decides to take his advice. A few days later the neighbor asks if she has had any luck with her tomatoes. She says "No, but you should see the size of my cucumbers."


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