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@rondetto Said

A fairground worker working on the dodgems gets the sack for no good reason.
He calls a solicitor who says that..........
You have very good grounds for FUN FAIR DISMISSAL.
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I tried keeping it a secret that i was hiding my pet cat at the bakery,
but there was one paw in my flan!
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Just heard that King Charles has banned shredded cheese from the coronation.
He wants to make Britain grate again.
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Just bought a mirror to take down the pub with me.
Not sure why,
but the doctor told me I need to watch my drinking...
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One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
And now we don’t have Oleg to stand on..
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Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital.”
Her husband: "How is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical.”
Husband: "Oh, you get used to that..."
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