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rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 20, 2022 @ 16:52:13
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs -- without even a torso. It was just a head. Still, the Coopers loved and cared for their child, spoiling and indulging it.

Finally after twenty years, they took a much-needed holiday and whom should they meet on the cruise ship but a European doctor who had recently achieved a medical breakthrough. 'I know,' he said, 'how to attach arms and legs to your child, how to make him whole.'

The Coopers cut their trip short, rushed home and into the room where the head lay in its crib, and said, 'Honey... Mum and Dad have the most wonderful surprise for you!'

'Noooooo!,' shrieked the head, 'Not another new hat!'
Hawkeye666 On October 17, 2023




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 20, 2022 @ 19:32:28
@rondetto Said

Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs -- without even a torso. It was just a head. Still, the Coopers loved and cared for their child, spoiling and indulging it.

Finally after twenty years, they took a much-needed holiday and whom should they meet on the cruise ship but a European doctor who had recently achieved a medical breakthrough. 'I know,' he said, 'how to attach arms and legs to your child, how to make him whole.'

The Coopers cut their trip short, rushed home and into the room where the head lay in its crib, and said, 'Honey... Mum and Dad have the most wonderful surprise for you!'

'Noooooo!,' shrieked the head, 'Not another new hat!'


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