The pros/cons of being a man.

Post here, a collection of what you think are the pros and cons of being a man. Both men and women can post in this section but they can only post the pros/cons of being a man. There is another board in the woman talk forum for the pros and cons of being a women.

So... what are the pros/cons of being a man?

Pro: Girls think you know everything about cars and machinery.
Con: When you don't know anything about that specific piece of machinery.

Pro: We get off easy.
Con: We get off easy.

Pros -> A man is cool..huh..I like women more than men and can't find any pros.

Cons -> No multiple orgasms over and over again. Pathetic.

Pro: naturally smarter
JK JK JK

Pro: New Clothing is cheaper.

Eating a whole plate of nachos in one sitting is an accomplishment.

Are always grabbing themselves

pro: cant bear children
con: cant bear children

bucket of cold water neeeded STAT!

Pro: Laziness.

Con: Laziness.

pro: doesn't have to go thru periods or childbirth.

con: has to buy wife/girlfriend's tampons and midol sometimes, as well as accomidate(sp?) cravings.

PROS:


- Augusta National.

- The Masters.

- Facial hair.

- All-Male Golf Clubs.

- Salaries in professional sports are higher.

- God is pictured as a man.

- Every major religion in the world is led primarily by people of our gender.

- Driving ability.

- We have the privilege of being unaware of our male privilege.

- NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB.

- No use for makeup.

- No use for hosiery.

- No use for bras.

- We don't have to worry about shaving our legs or armpits.

- The male ego.


CONS:

- Slumpbusting.

men think women are stupid and they think women don't s***!and men are to lazy and why do men always like to grab themselves

Pro: A tuxedo is as formally dressed as it gets for us.