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rondetto On about 22 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 09, 2019 @ 16:05:21
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with his drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.
Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "Aye, and if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
darkman666 On 20 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 09, 2019 @ 16:10:40
@rondetto Said

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with his drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.
Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "Aye, and if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."


gakINGKONG On about 1 hour ago




Lutz, Florida
#3New Post! Feb 10, 2019 @ 15:24:04
Dear Rondetto,

Do you ever not tell jokes?. Have you ever considered just making interaction with the people on the form site?. I’m not bothered. And I’m not mad. I’m not criticizing.
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