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HiImDan On August 02, 2020




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! May 01, 2009 @ 12:39:28
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the preacher of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week.

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw alittle old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the preacher, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week i n the collection plate," he said.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of i t to the church."
The preacher replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."
The preacher was amazed and said, "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"
"He's a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the preacher said. "Where does he practice?
The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada . He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."
navyboy1045 On August 04, 2009




Whitehall, Ohio
#2New Post! May 01, 2009 @ 13:05:17
lol
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