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rondetto On July 02, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 24, 2020 @ 08:53:13
Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came across a huge hole in the ground.

They approached it and were amazed at its size

The first said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second said, "There's an old gear box over there. Let's throw it in and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

So they picked up the gear box, carried it over to the hole, counted one-two-three and heaved it in.

As they were standing there looking over the edge of the hole, a goat came crashing through the underbrush,

ran up to the hole, and without hesitation jumped in head first.

They peered into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about.

Just then an old farmer sauntered up. "G'day. You blokes didn't happen to see my goat?

The first hunter said "Funny you should ask. We were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about 100 mph, and jumped head first into this here hole!"

The old farmer said "Nah, that's impossible! I had him chained to a big old gear box............."
darkman666 2 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 24, 2020 @ 14:22:03
@rondetto Said

Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came across a huge hole in the ground.

They approached it and were amazed at its size

The first said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second said, "There's an old gear box over there. Let's throw it in and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

So they picked up the gear box, carried it over to the hole, counted one-two-three and heaved it in.

As they were standing there looking over the edge of the hole, a goat came crashing through the underbrush,

ran up to the hole, and without hesitation jumped in head first.

They peered into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about.

Just then an old farmer sauntered up. "G'day. You blokes didn't happen to see my goat?

The first hunter said "Funny you should ask. We were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about 100 mph, and jumped head first into this here hole!"

The old farmer said "Nah, that's impossible! I had him chained to a big old gear box............."



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