The new Harley

This biker has always dreamed of owning a brand new Harley
Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money, so he
goes down to the dealer to trade in his old rusty Harley on a
brand new model. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer
tells him about an old biker trick to keep the chrome on his new
bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do
is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome
before it rains, and everything will be fine.

He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in
love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner.
He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he
picks her up on this Harley and they ride to her parents house.

Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the
dishes.

After a delicious dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for
the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the
dishes.

After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed
things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of
her family. No one says a word.

Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her
breasts. Still no one says a word.

Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front
of everyone. No one says a word.

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws
HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks.

By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in
the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his
Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls
out his jar of Vaseline.

The father jumps up and says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"

Oh MAN that was funny!!!

Your best one yet.

J.R.

Thanks Jr