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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 16, 2020 @ 11:16:42
A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a cheque. "Also, as a bonus, here's an extra £100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. "What's the matter," asked the homeowner, "did you forget something?"

"No," replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 16, 2020 @ 16:42:44
@rondetto Said

A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a cheque. "Also, as a bonus, here's an extra £100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. "What's the matter," asked the homeowner, "did you forget something?"

"No," replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."


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