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rondetto On about 14 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 31, 2022 @ 15:16:07
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
___________
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
___________
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”
____________
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”

Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
____________
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
____________
Darkman666 On about 8 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 31, 2022 @ 17:35:48
@rondetto Said

Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
___________
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
___________
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”
____________
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”

Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
____________
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
____________


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