The flight attendant

The passenger's of the plane were being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.He came swishing down the isle and said through the PA. "Captain Harvey has asked me too announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane, loverly people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the isle, he noticed that one woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didnt hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us down to the ground." She calmly turned her head and said "in my country, im called a princess. i take orders for no one." The flight attendant responded, " well, sweet cheeks, in my counrty, im called a queen, so i out rank you. Put the tray up, b****.