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rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 19, 2019 @ 10:57:41
Lady: "Do you drink? "

Man: "Yes "

Lady:"How much a day? "

Man: "3 to 6 packs"

Lady: "How much per 6 pack ?"

Man: "about £10.00 "

Lady: "And how long have you been drinking?"

Man: "15 years "

Lady: "So 1 6 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct? "

Man: "Correct "

Lady:"If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?"

Man: "Correct "

Lady: "Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?"

Man:" Do you drink? "

Lady:"No"

Man: "Where's your bloody Ferrari then?"
Darkman666 On about 12 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 20, 2019 @ 15:59:23
@rondetto Said

Lady: "Do you drink? "

Man: "Yes "

Lady:"How much a day? "

Man: "3 to 6 packs"

Lady: "How much per 6 pack ?"

Man: "about £10.00 "

Lady: "And how long have you been drinking?"

Man: "15 years "

Lady: "So 1 6 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct? "

Man: "Correct "

Lady:"If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?"

Man: "Correct "

Lady: "Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?"

Man:" Do you drink? "

Lady:"No"

Man: "Where's your bloody Ferrari then?"


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