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rondetto On about 7 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 16, 2021 @ 12:31:11
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer.
"It had two saggy breasts, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"You idiot!!" said the farmer. "You've shot my wife!"
Darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 16, 2021 @ 13:53:23
@rondetto Said

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer.
"It had two saggy breasts, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"You idiot!!" said the farmer. "You've shot my wife!"


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