Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, to Prince Charles. Which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on to the bed and said, "Charles, darling please remove my shoes. my feet are killing me!"
Ever her obedient servant the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
"Harder" Camilla yelled.
"Harder?" Charles yelled back, "i'm trying, darling! but it's just so bloody tight"
"Come on give it all you've got" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! oh, god that feels so good"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See i told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried "Oh GOD, darling this ones even tighter"
AT which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "Thats my boy. Once a navy man, always a navy man."
Mar 15, 2010 @ 10:55:22
