The Pope and Bernie Sanders are socialists?

The Pope and Bernie Sanders are socialists?

would Jesus vote for a socialist?

No.

Jesus would vote for a totalitarian dictator....you know, "someone" with total and absolute power and the infrastructure to monitor everything that everyone does at all times.... Big Brother.

Jesus votes republican?

Of course Jesus would have ulterior motives: to one day take over the reigns of power from dad.

....and inheriting power from dad is especially easy when you are your own dad.

are you saying Jesus prayed to himself?

Sort of...the son part prayed to the father part...but the son part is the god part which is the father part...not to mention the spirit part...

with all those entities in him, no wonder he was a socialist

He's a dictator with Marxist leanings.

or a messenger from a being that is?

He is the messenger from the being that is himself...or part of himself...he is therefore part of himself praying to himself....speaking to himself...and answering himself...

are you part of the 3 leaf clovers?

That spirit is laying in wait for father and son to give each other a beat down and when they're at their weakest!

Lessons learned from Lucifer.

Not I.

I'm more of a mushroom guy.

Probably not. He would always vote for daddy Yahweh or simply run for president and win, himself. Though, I did hear someone say (I forget who) that if Jesus would come back, he would be through in jail.


Dammit. I should be president.