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rondetto On April 15, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 11, 2012 @ 12:25:18
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Sep 11, 2012 @ 14:39:25
Richard_Richards On October 23, 2012




London, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Sep 11, 2012 @ 16:24:04
Eeh!
JennyReb On September 26, 2012




Anaheim, California
#4New Post! Sep 11, 2012 @ 18:48:53
Sexist, but funny.
Drgnfly83 On September 02, 2014




, Virginia
#5New Post! Sep 11, 2012 @ 19:46:31
Hilarious!!!
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