The Moment Nobody's Been Waiting For...

@TaraLovesLiam Said

My feet aren't ever smelly but my fiance was the worst smelling feet in the whole wide world. He could have washed them and they still smell. All his shoe smell of cheese

@psycoskunk Said

I don't know about worst smelling in the world, but they sound pretty bad. I'm guessing you'd flee immediately if he ever asked you to give him a foot rub?

@TaraLovesLiam Said

I'm not even in the same room when he changes his socks

@psycoskunk Said

Well that proves my feet are worse. For me, it's not a matter of 'when' I change my socks, but 'if.'

Although I'm sure if you wore his shoes for a bit, then your feet would really stink.

@TaraLovesLiam Said

My fiances socks seem to always be full of holes as if the smell has eating it's way threw the sock I have never worn his shoe even when we've been out on the town and my feet have hurt from my high heels... that shows how bad they are

@psycoskunk Said

Does he work in construction or something along those lines? That's probably why he wears through his socks so fast and why the stench is so bad.

Don't wear heels if they hurt. Just get a cute pair of flats or something. As a foot feti§hist...ist(?) it pains me whenever I see girls in uncomfortable heels, especially when they go so far as to take off their shoes and go barefoot through the street. Vancouver's not the best place to go barefoot downtown.

@TaraLovesLiam Said

He's unemployed but it's probably because of his long toe nail I don't wear heals anymore but I still do buy them oddly enough. Just love the way they look It's no fun to be in pain on a night out.

@psycoskunk Said

Then he might have a foot fungus then. If his toe nails are too long, there's a greater chance of disease-causing bacteria to build up under his nails. That'd explain why his feet still stink after a shower. It's weird, I let my feet get really smelly, but I still take care of them and keep them looking presentable. Kind of ironic, actually.

Indeed. That's why I suggested flats. They can look just as good with the right outfit, your feet aren't at in an awkward position for hours on end and they're a lot more comfortable. Plus, if you don't wear socks with them, they can get really smelly really fast...

@TaraLovesLiam Said

I could tell him till I go blue in the face to cut his nails but it's like talking to the wall. He's got a lazy eye so when I'm walking to him it looks like he's listening to me when really he's spacing me out

Heals so much better then flats but I made sacrifices it I wish they made comfortable heals but hey ho.

@Cas Said

I chose constant gagging and ran away...

But never fear. I am back, gas mask on now.