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Erlend

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Troms?, Norway

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:01:48

When my nuts take a hit I get horribly gloomy for about five minutes. This happens even if the pain itself passes after a few seconds. Has anybody else experienced this?

Edited: December 07, 2008 @ 22:19

Kasabian

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, United Kingdom

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:03:36

bloody hell, sex must be crap for you pal...

Charles

, Christmas Island

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:09:26

You are suffering from the little know medical condition called nuttitus morbidosity.

The cure is very simple and guaranteed to work.

Get a very attractive nurse to massage your nuts with baby oil for 30 minutes.

jmo

Beruset af Julebryg

Yorkshire, United Kingdom

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:13:30

@charles Said

Get a very attractive nurse to massage your nuts with baby oil for 30 minutes.

Wow, thats the same thing that cured me of Tiny d***us

Charles

, Christmas Island

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:16:01

@jmo Said

Wow, thats the same thing that cured me of Tiny d***us

It also is a well know cure for blue ball needing a blowoutus syndrom. But with that the nurse has reported that the patient never lasts 30 minutes of treatment.

Erlend

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Troms?, Norway

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:17:34

@Kasabian Said

bloody hell, sex must be crap for you pal...

It's not.

jmo

Beruset af Julebryg

Yorkshire, United Kingdom

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:18:03

@charles Said

It also is a well know cure for blue ball needing a blowoutus syndrom. But with that the nurse has reported that the patient never lasts 30 minutes of treatment.

Hehehe

Kasabian

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, United Kingdom

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:24:07

@Erlend Said

It's not.

you got ball muffs for the occasion then?

Charles

, Christmas Island

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:26:22

Cured

Erlend

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Troms?, Norway

#10

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:27:43

@Kasabian Said

you got ball muffs for the occasion then?

No. For some reason it's never a problem during sex. I do, however, occasionally bruise my balls as I'm crossing my legs at a bad time.

Charles

, Christmas Island

#11

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:28:25

@Kasabian Said

you got ball muffs for the occasion then?

There are some times when part of the cricket gear has other uses.

Charles

, Christmas Island

#12

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:29:34

@charles Said

There are some times when part of the cricket gear has other uses.

By the way that is a cricket ball in his left hand and not one that escaped.

Wheezy_Knight

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Ankh-Morpork, United Kingdom

#13

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:29:53

I think he's suffering from backfires. V nasty.

Erlend

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Troms?, Norway

#14

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:30:25

@charles Said

By the way that is a cricket ball in his left hand and not one that escaped.

Wheezy_Knight

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Ankh-Morpork, United Kingdom

#15

Dec 07, 2008 @ 22:33:50

@charles Said

By the way that is a cricket ball in his left hand and not one that escaped.

Q: What have you got if you have a cricket ball in your left hand, and a cricket ball in your right hand?

A: The crickets FULL attention.

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