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The Lone Ranger, Tonto and the beautiful stars

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bobbimay On February 11, 2024




Tucson, Arizona
#1New Post! Aug 11, 2008 @ 22:20:05
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, " Kemo
Sabe, look towards sky; what you see? " The Lone Ranger replies,
" I see millions of stars. "

"What that tell you? " asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, " Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past tthree in the morning .

Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto? "

" You dumber than buffalo crap. Someone stole tent. "
stevenfreaken On July 06, 2009




Chessington, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Aug 11, 2008 @ 22:24:27
heh heh heh

Very similar to the Shelock Holmes joke! Only better...
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