The one about the guy negotiating a high mountain path with a 1000ft drop on one side. He slips but manages to grab an overhanging branch. He is hanging there, his strength fading. He cries out:- "If there IS anyone up there, help me!" A big voice booms from the heavens: - "There IS somebody up here! I WILL help you! Just let go of the branch and the eternal arms will save you!" The guy looks down, then up, then cries out:- "Is there anybody else up there?"
this remind me of this joke.
one summer in louisana, a bad flooding hit a small town. a man sitting on his roof, watching everybody's houses, cars, toilets, you name it went by his house.
a boat comes by and stop, and the policeman ask, " he want to be rescue, because this last search party by boat is going available un this area. "
the man waving them going by, and the man said, " don't worry, i'm praying to god, that he will recuse me! " the boat leave the area.
about an half hour later, a helicopter is hovering over him. a man in the helicopter sending down a rope to lift the man up. the man grabs the rope, and looks up to the man in the helicopter. the man said and signaling to lift the rope, " thanks, but no thanks!" the man in the helicopter put the rope in the copter, and sign the man, " ok! " and the copter flew away.
but an hour later, the man drown sitting on his house.
the man wake up and facing god, and the man was really pissed off by god. the man to god, " where in the hell were you, i was praying to you to recused me, where the hell you, GOD? "
god was angry and said to the man, " you f***ing dumbass, i sent you boat and helicopter. what's a dumbass! "