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rondetto On about 16 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 04, 2019 @ 12:21:44
An Irish farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya, Patrick," said Sam, the store owner. "Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?"
"You betcha, Sam. Ain't no 'tother way. Why?"
"Got something to show you. Something to make fire. It's called a Match."
'Match? Never heard of it."
"Watch this. If you want a fire you just do this," Sam says, taking a match and striking it on his pants."
"Huh. Well, that's something, but that ain't for me, Sam."
"Well, why not?"

"I can't be walking twelve miles to borrow your pants every time I want to light a fire."
darkman666 On about 4 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 04, 2019 @ 19:08:00
@rondetto Said

An Irish farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya, Patrick," said Sam, the store owner. "Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?"
"You betcha, Sam. Ain't no 'tother way. Why?"
"Got something to show you. Something to make fire. It's called a Match."
'Match? Never heard of it."
"Watch this. If you want a fire you just do this," Sam says, taking a match and striking it on his pants."
"Huh. Well, that's something, but that ain't for me, Sam."
"Well, why not?"

"I can't be walking twelve miles to borrow your pants every time I want to light a fire."



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