The Good, Bad & the Ugly

THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : (With corrections.)

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

Oh, dear!! Lord, please just kill me NOW & get it over with!

those are funny!

Good: Silver hairs make you look more distinguished

Bad: They're giving discounts at the corner salon for hair colouring.

Ugly: Don't you feel you're being a burden to society?

Is there a smiley that slaps itself in the head? I put this thread up in forum games when I meant to put it up in Jokes.

I can fix that Cobber

Thanks Treebs, you're the rocking pussy cat moderator

thats really funny

those are goood!