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The Fortune teller.

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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 17, 2009 @ 12:41:49
In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she
Saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across
The table.

There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
Yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
Death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at
The single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to
Know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and
Asked,

"Will I get away with it?"
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#2New Post! Dec 17, 2009 @ 12:47:00
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