Tom and Jim go into business together. Tom has the money and Jim has the brains. The night before a huge meeting Jim has a heart attack and dies. Without Jim, the business is sunk. In a state of panic, Tom goes to a fortune teller for help.
Tom enters the dimly lit room and sits down across the table from the fortune teller. There is a sign on the wall with 3 prices... 25, 50 and 75 pounds.
He asks "What do I get for ?25?"
"You can speak to the dead." replies the fortune teller
"That's no good. What about ?50?"
"For ?50 you speak to your friend and he will reply."
"That's it! That's exactly what I need!!" exclaimed Tom.
"Just curious, what does 75 quid get you?"
"For 75 pounds, you speak to your friend and he will reply."
"That's the same thing." said Tom
"Yes" the fortune teller answered "But this time, he will answer WHILE I drink a glass of water."
May 15, 2009 @ 15:23:52
