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Kristy69 On September 14, 2014
Carly's Mommy





Underneath the Cyanide Sun....
#1New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 21:21:06
The difference between guts and balls:


GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS- Is coming ho...me late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby...'
claudibee On November 13, 2009
I will NOT!!


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, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 21:23:01
I don't differentiate. If he's bad, either will do.
x_Laura_x On March 13, 2023




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 21:23:49
I've read this before, but it still makes me laugh.
Ihuman On November 09, 2009

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, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 22:44:24
men have balls women have guts.
JuanSmith On September 11, 2020
Shilsh-Aash yatasay





Near Eucalyptus Trees, Califor
#5New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 22:46:31
@Ihuman Said

men have balls women have guts.



I like to beat'em guts.

Ihuman On November 09, 2009

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, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 22:50:25
@JuanSmith Said

I like to beat'em guts.



you like to beat 'em guts? you like to hit women in the guts? me no unnnerstan


JuanSmith On September 11, 2020
Shilsh-Aash yatasay





Near Eucalyptus Trees, Califor
#7New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 22:54:09
@Ihuman Said

you like to beat 'em guts? you like to hit women in the guts? me no unnnerstan








NVM
Lili On July 12, 2019
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Sunshine Land,
#8New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 22:54:37
@Ihuman Said

you like to beat 'em guts? you like to hit women in the guts? me no unnnerstan





I didn't get that either.
JuanSmith On September 11, 2020
Shilsh-Aash yatasay





Near Eucalyptus Trees, Califor
#9New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 22:55:22
@Lili Said

I didn't get that either.



I was trying to be perverse.

I guess I fail...
Electric_Banana On February 05, 2024




, New Zealand
#10New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 22:57:00
LOL! Awesome joke!
PaNda On January 28, 2010
is Mysteria!


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, Texas
#11New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 23:04:51
@JuanSmith Said

I was trying to be perverse.

I guess I fail...





I actually got the joke.
Electric_Banana On February 05, 2024




, New Zealand
#12New Post! Oct 06, 2009 @ 23:09:04
Lol, I was refering to the opening post. I've often wanted to walk in the door slap my partner on the rump and tell her "your next, Chubby!" to see what kinda reaction I'd get.
chipmunkinator On January 21, 2016




Portsmouth, United Kingdom
#13New Post! Oct 09, 2009 @ 21:26:26
@Kristy69 Said

The difference between guts and balls:


GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS- Is coming ho...me late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby...'



Hiya, stolen from my facebook much!!!
Ellen On November 13, 2009

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#14New Post! Oct 09, 2009 @ 21:32:35
@Kristy69 Said

The difference between guts and balls:


GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS- Is coming ho...me late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby...'





Both will result in his balls shoved up his arse and his guts stomped out.
CaLyPsO On June 04, 2022
spankable deity





kent, United Kingdom
#15New Post! Oct 09, 2009 @ 21:40:20
@Ihuman Said

men have balls women have guts.



in my opinion men dont have balls..its a fictional capability they think they have
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