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rondetto On about 18 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 27, 2019 @ 12:41:09
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honour.”
“And why was that?” “Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”
Darkman666 On about 10 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 27, 2019 @ 13:57:05
@rondetto Said

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honour.”
“And why was that?” “Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”


rondetto On about 18 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Sep 27, 2019 @ 14:32:35
Sinus any better buddy?
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