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Thanksgiving is almost here! Are you ready? Your dog is!
November 20, 2017 @ 02:17:30 am
Top 10 Reasons Why Dogs Love Thanksgiving:

More house guests mean more hands to scratch the furry butt
Looking pitiful and hungry gets you more food because everyone assumes someone forgot to feed the dog
Floor buffets are real on magical holidays
The house smells like yummy food for days
Graaaaaavvvvvy
Thanksgiving makes the humans happy, therefore the dog is happy
Turkey-coma naps are the best for snuggling
It’s totally acceptable to lay around for hours with an over-full belly on Thanksgiving, just like the humans
Football and parades are good TV entertainment for dogs Being thankful for those who love you is the dog’s code of honor

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