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floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
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#1New Post! Oct 07, 2015 @ 19:55:34


Uhm yea. I can't handle the stupid today (and not the ones on TFS, y'all are fine).
chaski On March 28, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#2New Post! Oct 07, 2015 @ 20:10:13
Idiocy is a disease...and it might be contagious...willfully contagious...

Anyway, here's my opinion...relative to a true story and a relative of mine...

If you are in a hospital and have this much s*** hooked up to you, and it is NOT because of a major automobile accident or an IED in a war zone..."you" probably have a substance abuse problem...

floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
Stalkee





Pope's Wine Celler, Holy See (
#3New Post! Oct 07, 2015 @ 20:17:15
I was just begged to write code for someone because they f***ed up their requirements. The guy was telling me that it is easy for me and to please help because it's holding up things on his end.


Uhm I don't know how to write code, nor do I have access to the systems to implement the code I would write, nor do I even know this person.
chaski On March 28, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#4New Post! Oct 07, 2015 @ 20:25:40
@floydgirrl Said

I was just begged to write code for someone because they f***ed up their requirements. The guy was telling me that it is easy for me and to please help because it's holding up things on his end.


Uhm I don't know how to write code, nor do I have access to the systems to implement the code I would write, nor do I even know this person.



Let me help.

You write him back "Sure. I'm on it. Should be done no later than close of business today."

That is actually "code" for... "Have you lost your f___king mind!? Your poor planning and incompetence does not get dumped on me...ever."

floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
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#5New Post! Oct 07, 2015 @ 20:28:28
@chaski Said

Let me help.

You write him back "Sure. I'm on it. Should be done no later than close of business today."

That is actually "code" for... "Have you lost your f___king mind!? Your poor planning and incompetence does not get dumped on me...ever."




lol I told him I wasn't the droid he was looking for
ssnot_me On February 01, 2016




big D, Texas
#6New Post! Oct 07, 2015 @ 20:30:03
@floydgirrl Said

I was just begged to write code for someone because they f***ed up their requirements. The guy was telling me that it is easy for me and to please help because it's holding up things on his end.


Uhm I don't know how to write code, nor do I have access to the systems to implement the code I would write, nor do I even know this person.



Ask for a valid credit card number.
Willi On August 21, 2018




northinmind,
#7New Post! Oct 07, 2015 @ 21:05:26
God would have to smite the world, not just Texas.

Besides, God should have good enough aim to smite each person for what they do, not an entire state.....

ok. maybe a city or 2.
but God tells the good to leave first.
white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#8New Post! Oct 08, 2015 @ 01:50:38
@floydgirrl Said

lol I told him I wasn't the droid he was looking for



On of my favorite in a case like this is ' My apologies ,but your problems are not my emergencies '
DiscordTiger On December 04, 2021
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#9New Post! Oct 08, 2015 @ 02:46:46
@floydgirrl Said

lol I told him I wasn't the droid he was looking for



That is the only right answer.

That question/request was wrong on so many levels.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#10New Post! Oct 08, 2015 @ 04:09:31


it just me, or in this photo above. who want know where his finger been? why he is point with his finger is so straight? why is his eyes are red?
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#11New Post! Oct 08, 2015 @ 04:38:47
@floydgirrl Said

I was just begged to write code for someone because they f***ed up their requirements. The guy was telling me that it is easy for me and to please help because it's holding up things on his end.


Uhm I don't know how to write code, nor do I have access to the systems to implement the code I would write, nor do I even know this person.


You should've given them a scrap piece of paper with a bunch of dots and lines on it, tell them it's morse, pat them on the shoulder and then kept walking.
floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
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#12New Post! Oct 08, 2015 @ 12:54:54
@psycoskunk Said

You should've given them a scrap piece of paper with a bunch of dots and lines on it, tell them it's morse, pat them on the shoulder and then kept walking.



Haha but the person that asked for it, IDK where they are. i.e. they are most likely not in the same state as me, let alone the same building.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#13New Post! Oct 08, 2015 @ 16:36:32
@twilitezone911 Said



it just me, or in this photo above. who want know where his finger been?


It's been up your butt... It's been



@floydgirrl Said

Haha but the person that asked for it, IDK where they are. i.e. they are most likely not in the same state as me, let alone the same building.


True. But you're in Texas now. That'll probably be the least quirky person you encounter there.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#14New Post! Oct 08, 2015 @ 16:44:04
long up your butt, better the taste is.
floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
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#15New Post! Oct 09, 2015 @ 00:29:45
Amount of stupidity that posts on this site walks around in this world is astounding
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