Ted Cruz

To be honest, he kind of creeps me out.

But, if I were aligned with the extreme right, the tea party, miss guided blue collar workers or the evangelical christians I might like him.

On the other hand, his understanding of military tactics is somewhere between ignorant and apocalyptically frightening.

So, now that Trump has faced his 1st defeat...what about the great Canadian eh?





PS
Mostly due to the media (like FOXNews and CNN) and politicians miss quoting him, I'm becoming a Trump fan. At least he is a proficient business man who understands the international business community.

A Canadian, a Cuban, and a Lawyer walk into a bar.

The bartender says "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"

A nasty communist Cuban!!!!

F__CKING anchor baby!!!

you hear the one that hillary, ted, and donald was on a plane, with other passengers. they were heading for iowa for super tuesday.

during the flight, the plane had had trouble with the engine. one of the engine was fire. the captain turn a switch and the engine's fire was out. but the engine was still dead. the plane was going down.

the captain came back to where hillary, ted, and donald sitting. the captain said to everybody, " we need to get rid at last 5000 pounds of weight. because there is a mountain, we coming to . and we need to unload the weight to get over the mountain. " then the pilot open the emergency door of the plane, air pressure was ok for everyone not to panic.

everyone on the plane threw out everything they could out the door. but then the captain took a look into the cockpit, and saw the mountain. the captain know the plane going to crash. the captain dump about at least 600 pounds or little less, for the plane to get over the mountain.

the captain went beside the emergency door, and ask hillary, ted and donald to stand front of the emergency door. the captain quitely to them , not letting other passengers know how much danger they are in.

the captain standing in front of hillary. her body face back of the plan's wall near the door. the captain said to hillary, " what is the maritime disaster of all time! " hillary said, " titantic. " the captain shake his head up and down, and take hillary back to her seat.

the captain goes back ted and donald. the two facing with the back of the opening door. the captain said to ted, " how many died on the titantic? " ted said> " 1500! " the captain said that correct. then ted is still standing near donald. the captain said to donald, " name them! " before donald could said anything, the captain push donald and ted out the door to their death.

then the captain goes back to cockpit and fly the plane over the mountain, and landed the plane to safety. that how hillary clinton became are 45th president of united states.