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rondetto On about 21 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 29, 2019 @ 15:54:27
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "To me...a minute."

The man then asks, "And what does a million pounds mean to you?" The Lord replies, "To me...a penny."

Then he asks,"Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
Darkman666 On about 14 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 29, 2019 @ 15:55:36
@rondetto Said

A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "To me...a minute."

The man then asks, "And what does a million pounds mean to you?" The Lord replies, "To me...a penny."

Then he asks,"Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."


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