Take aways

@rondetto Said

My husband and I both work, so our family orders many take aways.

Recently, when we were having a rare home-cooked meal, I handed a glass to my three-year-old and told her to drink her milk.

She looked at me bewildered and replied, "But I didn’t order milk."

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Doctor: "We need to get these people to a hospital!"

Nurse:" What is it?"

Doctor:" It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!"

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Doctor: "You're in good health. You'll live to be 80"

Patient: "But, doctor, I am 80 right now."

Doctor: "See, what did I tell you."

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