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Silver_Lining On March 21, 2023
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STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:12:36
While we were on holiday we were all chatting and one of my friends has never tried baked beans, this is what she asked/said:

"So what's in beans? Is it Mashed Potato? 'Cause it looks like mashed potato"

"I don't like tomato soup though, and that's what's over beans isn't it?"

"How do they make beans?"



She has also asked before if sheep lay eggs



So, what stupid things have you or others said?
xnuvax On April 06, 2010

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SYDNEY, Australia
#2New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:13:49
"Is that an onion tree?"

Lest she forget, that onions do NOT grow on trees.
windstorm On June 28, 2012




Birmingham, Alabama
#3New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:16:33
Yeah, when I was back in middle school this boy asked my science teacher "If you jump off a cliff, will you die since gravity pulls you down?"
x_Laura_x On April 02, 2024




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#4New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:17:15
My best friend once asked me if Africa was in Asia
Silver_Lining On March 21, 2023
RIP Boobie





STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#5New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:17:52
@xnuvax Said

"Is that an onion tree?"

Lest she forget, that onions do NOT grow on trees.



sister_of_mercy On March 11, 2015




London, United Kingdom
#6New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:18:30
@x_Laura_x Said

My best friend once asked me if Africa was in Asia



I've said that before.
I didn't know Africa was a continent until fairly recently, am geographically retarded.
Silver_Lining On March 21, 2023
RIP Boobie





STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#7New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:19:21
Haha, love them!
Dabby On October 26, 2016




liverpool, United Kingdom
#8New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:32:57
a women once said to her husband at the side of me in the supermarket .. i forgot what it was , that i was supposed to remember .
SparklyKatie On March 07, 2014
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Sheffield, United Kingdom
#9New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:34:15
Best one I've heard (and I dunno how true it is) is about a woman on her driving test being asked what this sign means.



And she replied "Butchers ahead"
Dabby On October 26, 2016




liverpool, United Kingdom
#10New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:36:53
@SparklyKatie Said

Best one I've heard (and I dunno how true it is) is about a woman on her driving test being asked what this sign means.

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And she replied "Butchers ahead"



Silver_Lining On March 21, 2023
RIP Boobie





STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#11New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:41:21
I actually said something stupid the other week, a bloke at work had an old style beetle, he'd recently brought a new style one. My boss jokingly said to him that he'd done a good job at fixing the old one up. I seriously asked him if it was the old car
sunandsurf13 On June 29, 2009

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Sydney, Australia
#12New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:43:20
@Silver_Lining Said

While we were on holiday we were all chatting and one of my friends has never tried baked beans, this is what she asked/said:

"So what's in beans? Is it Mashed Potato? 'Cause it looks like mashed potato"

"I don't like tomato soup though, and that's what's over beans isn't it?"

"How do they make beans?"



She has also asked before if sheep lay eggs



So, what stupid things have you or others said?



I prefer to think of people like this as ill-informed or 'sheltered' rather than stupid. Not knowing where beans or eggs come from doesn't mean you are dumb, it just means you probably skip school heaps & your parents buy a LOT of take-out.
Silver_Lining On March 21, 2023
RIP Boobie





STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#13New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 08:50:59
@sunandsurf13 Said

I prefer to think of people like this as ill-informed or 'sheltered' rather than stupid. Not knowing where beans or eggs come from doesn't mean you are dumb, it just means you probably skip school heaps & your parents buy a LOT of take-out.



I never said that she was stupid, I know she's not, she just says some stupid things, we all do it.
sunandsurf13 On June 29, 2009

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Sydney, Australia
#14New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 10:11:37
@Silver_Lining Said

I never said that she was stupid, I know she's not, she just says some stupid things, we all do it.



I understand. Perhaps I worded it wrongly, or misinterpreted your post.
I guess I just don't get much pleasure out of highlighting dumb things people say - espec not a friend. I tend to feel sorry for them more than anything else.
FootballGal On December 06, 2010




Portsmouth, United Kingdom
#15New Post! May 27, 2009 @ 10:17:30
My sister:

'Have you seen the news stories about the conjealed twins?'

You mean conjoined...
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