Stella!!!

Is the devils juice....

here it is...well me and kev went to the pub last night and was drinking "the devils juice", after a few of these we began to grow in confidence and started getting louder. By the end of the night we had made a weapon out of a fork and were poking holes in the furniture and walls. Earlier in the evening we had taken photos of each other i had mayo on my face as if to look like jizz (don't ask), and kev had makeup on his lips
Anyway before we left i managed to spill a full pint of lager all over my bollox, i was so embarressed i decided it would be a good idea to allow kev to experience what i was going though, so i poured the remainder of his drink on to his lap.... we then proceeded to leave the pub soaking wet and got a tube home...

We've since decided that stella is the devils juice and to make sure our claims are correct we will be doing it all again tonight.

thanks for listening...

FOK.

so funny but true

yeah you must have had a dodgy batch, ummm assuming it was on draft, better try another pub just incase they dont clean thier tubes properly

I totally agree.

I have been involved in numerous outrageous incidents after the consumption of stella.

oh btw - where are these photos? we want evidence

whats it worth??

And yes - PHOTOS!!!! (especially if you were wearing beige:lol

ummm i will bless you both if you post them here

can ya bless my dxck.

Kevbev

Im afraid not I can slam it in a lunch box if you like

Tea all over keyboard!!!

Mmmmm stella

It always makes me giggle excessively

I like a bit of pain that could turn me on baby

well you came to the right place