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rondetto On April 22, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 21, 2023 @ 12:36:36
It's all about the stats today folks........

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are left-handed
3. So, If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear.

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
3. So, Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant.
Darkman666 On 36 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 21, 2023 @ 17:59:23
@rondetto Said

It's all about the stats today folks........

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are left-handed
3. So, If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear.

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
3. So, Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant.




more change that a pregnant polar bear having a can of coke in her hand, than a female polar bear voting for bozo in 2024 election!
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