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rondetto On July 19, 2019




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 11, 2019 @ 13:36:23
Paddy was speeding down the road when a traffic cop stopped him.

Cop:" Do you realize you were going above the speed limits?"
Paddy : "But officer, I am only learning to drive."

Cop: "What? Without an instructor?"

Paddy: "It's a correspondence course, Officer."
darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Apr 11, 2019 @ 20:20:41
@rondetto Said

Paddy was speeding down the road when a traffic cop stopped him.

Cop:" Do you realize you were going above the speed limits?"
Paddy : "But officer, I am only learning to drive."

Cop: "What? Without an instructor?"

Paddy: "It's a correspondence course, Officer."


Wizardofozone On April 25, 2019




Zelienople, Pennsylvania
#3New Post! Apr 12, 2019 @ 02:49:44
So it's the first day of back to school, and the teacher tells the 4th graders that they need to all learn each others names and they all can begin by remembering hers. "My name is Miss Prussy" she says,and some students begin to giggle. "I've heard that laugh before and that isn't nice ... Remembering my name is easy if you just add an R to the naughty word you are thinking of ... Tomorrow I'll test some of you on your ability to remember .... Well tomorrow comes, she asks who will volunteer to state her name and only one raises his hand but with true uncertainty ... "Ok Willy, remember the rule and my name is easy to remember .. what is my name ? .... "Uhhh" ... Willy hesitates then remembers the rule ... "I know!" he beams happily ... "you are Miss Crunt !!"
Wizardofozone On April 25, 2019




Zelienople, Pennsylvania
#4New Post! Apr 12, 2019 @ 02:58:32
Oh God, my first newbie mistake ... I should have started my joke on a new post . Truly sorry Rondetto, my bad .... (how embarrassing )
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